... and the Brown Dirt Cowboy

This morning, I happened across an article about a young man in England who had his name legally changed to Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined. 

This prompted me to search the internet for other Really, Really Good Ideas.

How about I take your Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined, and raise you two friends who had their names legally changed to Emperor Spiderman Gandalf Wolverine Skywalker Optimus Prime Goku Sonic Xavier Ryu Cloud Superman Heman Batman Thrash, and Baron Venom Balrog Sabretooth Vader Megatron Vegeta Robotnik Magneto Bison Sephiroth Lex Luthor Skeletor Joker Grind.

Or, how about the Norweigian who changed his name to Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacca Highlander Elessar-Jankov...

Also, this is a photo of him:

We also have the 22 year old James Bond fanatic who changed his name to James Dr No From Russia With Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live And Let Die The Man With The Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View To A Kill The Living Daylights Licence To Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow Never Dies The World Is Not Enough Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond.

Unfortunately, I'm having a difficult time tracking down too many that aren't just dumbass celebrities, so if you come across any, please let me know.

You may now go about your business.